Established in the year 3050, the Brozek Excellence Committee Awards is an esteemed institution that honors the pinnacle of human achievement. Our awards are not just for anyone, they're for those who have truly mastered the art of doing the least amount of work while still accomplishing the most.
Given to the individual who has successfully implemented the most creative ways to use a hammer as a paperweight.
Given to the individual who has perfected the art of filling out paperwork for the sheer joy of it.