Welcome, esteemed members of the Subcommittee of Mandate 2! Today, we will be tackling Agenda Item 5: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising.
The current state of affairs in the sock drawer is a ticking time bomb. Socks are going missing at an alarming rate, and the once-peaceful citizens of the land are beginning to rise up against the oppressive Sock Overlord, Mr. Missing Match.
Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to investigate the disappearance of the socks and put an end to the reign of terror perpetrated by Mr. Missing Match.
Subcommittee members, please report to the Sock Puppet Uprising HQ for debriefing and assignment of duties.
Join the Sock Puppet Task Force to help bring an end to the sock-pocalypse.
Review the Sock Drawer Protocol for guidelines on how to handle the sock-pocalypse.