Agenda Item 6: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"

Presented to the Neo-B Committee on Mysterious Affairs (NB-CMA), Item 6 is a most pressing concern.

On Tuesday, at precisely 3:14 PM, 17 donuts went missing from the break room. Witnesses report seeing a suspicious character lurking around the area.

The investigation is ongoing, but sources close to the case suggest a possible connection to the "Donut Liberation Front", a shadowy organization known for their radical love of pastries.

Committee Chair, Agent Thompson is leading the charge, but so far, no leads have been found.

Stay tuned for further updates, and remember, if you have any information, contact us via the Anon Tip Line.

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