Communications Officer: Mandating Brilliance
The esteemed position of Communications Officer is a coveted role within the Ministry of Mandate 2. As a Communications Officer, you will be responsible for crafting messages so clear, so concise, and so utterly convincing that the population will be compelled to do your bidding.
Responsibilities
- Write press releases that make our policies sound like they're from a benevolent dictator
- Manage the official Ministry of Mandate 2 Twitter account
- Develop a crisis communications strategy that will make our mishaps sound like calculated masterstrokes
Subcommittee of the Month: The Slogan Committee
As a Communications Officer, you will be tasked with leading this prestigious subcommittee. Together, you will craft the perfect 3-word slogan to capture the essence of our glorious Ministry.
- Previous slogan winners: "Mandate 2: Because We Can", "Mandate 2: Because We Should", "Mandate 2: Because We Must"
Press Secretary: The Real Power Behind the Throne
Operations Officer: The One Who Actually Does Something
Assistant to the Chancellor: The One Who Does Everything