Document 1: The Case of the Missing Donuts
It is a well-known fact that the donuts in the break room are always disappearing at an alarming rate. We have evidence.
Document 1: The Case of the Missing Donuts
It is a well-known fact that the donuts in the break room are always disappearing at an alarming rate. We have evidence.
Our team has discovered a cryptic message scrawled on a whiteboard in the break room: "They're not just eating the donuts, they're controlling us."
Further investigation reveals a secret society of rogue employees, known as "The Donut Cartel," operating in the shadows, manipulating the donut supply.
We have identified the leader of The Donut Cartel as none other than our own CEO, John "The Donut King" Smith.
We have obtained a series of cryptic emails between John and his accomplice, "The Donut Whisperer," detailing their dastardly plan.
We have reason to believe that The Donut Cartel is using advanced mind control technology, courtesy of their "Sugarcoated" AI system.
A group of brave rebels, led by our own fearless leader, Karen, has formed to counter The Donut Cartel's nefarious plans.
The war between the free donut-loving people and The Donut Cartel is about to begin. Stay vigilant, stay brave.