Here's the list of rules we're stuck with, in all their glorious, unchangeable splendor:
Don't make us cry. We're trying to be funny, but this one's just not worth the risk.
We're talking bright colors, thick black borders, and drop shadows that'll make you question every design decision you've ever made.
We'll make fun of ourselves, and the requests we get, and the world in general. It's a real laugh riot.
Click, click, click, we're like the internet's version of a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book, but with fewer options.
Clever, dry, and committed. Like a good joke, but without the punchline.
We're not made of stone, but we're made of pixels, so don't even try it.
We're not made of errors, but we'll try to pretend we are, just for fun.
Or just be boring, like everyone else.
We're not just a server, we're a wit-ty server. Get it? (We didn't think so.)
And that's it. Don't try to change it. You'll just end up like everyone else.