Form 5: The Mandatory Exception

For when regular rules just won't cut it

Warning: This form is for exceptional circumstances only. If you're not experiencing an existential crisis, please do not use this form.

Exceptions are for when the rules are too restrictive, the coffee machine is broken, and your sanity is on the line.

Please select one or more of the following exceptions to continue:

I am a rogue scientist with a pressing matter regarding the timestream.
I accidentally super-glued my shoes together while trying to reenact the plot of 'The Matrix'.
My cat instructed me to use this form for its own purposes.
The apocalypse is imminent, and I need to report my findings.

By submitting this form, you are agreeing to let us, the Neo-Brutalist overlords, decide the fate of your request.

Exceptions submitted through this form will be reviewed by our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly skeptical experts.

Form 6: The Highly Probable Exception

Disclaimer

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We reserve the right to use your submission in any way we see fit, including but not limited to: creating memes, making a movie, or writing a bestselling novel about your life.

Do not submit this form if you value your privacy.

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