Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the purpose of this website?

A: To provide an answer to every question you didn't ask, with varying degrees of truthiness.

Q: What is the deal with the colors?

A: We wanted something loud and obnoxious, so here we are.

Q: Can I use this website for actual research?

A: Only if you want to learn about the completely made-up facts we're serving up.