In the depths of the Galactic Bureaucracy, there exist 7 fundamental Mandates, each a beacon of hope and/or despair. Here, we shall interpret the second, and possibly only, truly sacred of these.
Mandate 2: All sentient beings shall be treated with equal amounts of disdain and apathy. This, of course, is a matter of great complexity, and is subject to change at any moment. Don't @ us.
Related Mandates:
Note: The interpretations of the Mandates are entirely subjective and subject to change without notice. Or not. Maybe. Possibly.
Clarification of Mandate 2