By Mandate 2, it has been decreed that justifications shall be the primary means of resolving all conflicts, both mundane and existential. All arguments shall be settled via a series of carefully crafted justifications, each one more creative and outlandish than the last.
It is hereby mandated that all pizzas shall be delivered with a side of justifications for their existence in the grand tapestry of reality. This shall ensure that the consumer is fully apprised of the reasoning behind the pizza's creation and the cosmos.