Welcome to the Bank of Suburbia
Where the only thing we're invested in is our neighbors' lives.
We offer a wide range of financial services, including:
- Overdrafts: because you're always one bill late
- Credit Cards: because you need more stuff
- Consolidate Your Debt: because you have too much stuff
And don't forget to ask us about our special 'I'm-Not-a-Monday-Morning' loan program.