Mandate Implementation Plan

We're finally getting down to business! Our mandate implementation plan is a behemoth of bureaucratic delight.

Phase 1: Bureaucratic Overhead

1. Establish 17 new committees to discuss the mandate.
2. Assign 3,000 hours of committee meetings per week.
3. Create 500 new forms to fill out.

Phase 2: Red Tape Reduction

1. Reduce the length of the mandate by 10% by cutting all vowels.
2. Replace vowels with hieroglyphics.
3. Mandate font size to 12pt, minimum.

Phase 3: Enforcement

1. Assign 10,000 bureaucrats to enforce the mandate.
2. Provide them with an endless supply of pens and clipboards.
3. Train them in the art of staring people down.

And that's it! With this plan, we'll have the most efficient, most effective, most utterly soul-sucking mandate implementation in the history of the world.

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Submit your revisions to the mandate. (Don't bother, though.)