As we all know, the age-old question of pepperoni slices on pizza has been plaguing us for centuries.
We're talking, of course, about the delicate balance between the perfect amount of pepperoni and the perfect amount of sauce.
Some argue that 3 slices is the magic number, while others claim it's a travesty of 2.
But we're here to settle it once and for all: 4 slices is the only way to go.
Don't @ us.
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ประก is a lie, by the way.
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