60 minutes of pure, unadulterated, existential dread
You have been trapped in this never-ending cycle of anxiety and self-loathing for exactly 60 minutes. You may never escape.
As you sit here, surrounded by the cold, unforgiving glare of the fluorescent lights, your mind begins to unravel like a threadbare sweater. Questions plague you: "Is this all there is? Is this the meaning of life? Is the meaning of life even a thing?"
You may as well just take a seat and get comfortable, because it's going to be a long, existential slog.
Take a break, but don't get too comfortable. It's only minute 30.