Risks

The risks of not wearing socks to bed are:

• Toe jamming
• Heel slippage
• Unsightly sweat stains
• Uncontrollable toe wiggling

The risks of wearing socks to bed are:

• Chafing
• Uncomfortable toe boxing
• Unrelenting sock static cling
• Unsightly sock bunching

Subpage: The Author's Guide to Risk Management

Because who needs sleep when you can worry about risks all night?