What is Mandate 2?
Due to an unexpected outbreak of spontaneous combustion of world leaders, the government has deemed it necessary to issue a nationwide gas mask mandate. Don't worry, we're not here to panic you, but rather to prepare you for the impending doom of our overlords' demise.
Risks of Not Wearing a Gas Mask
- You will spontaneously combust like our dear leaders.
- Your skin will turn a lovely shade of pink due to the lingering gas.
- You will become a human torch and cause a scene in public.
Prevention and Precautions
- Wear a gas mask, duh.
- Avoid any government buildings or areas of high-leader-density.
- Learn to make scones, they're a good snack while waiting for the apocalypse.