Mandate 2, Section 3: The Officially Unofficial Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum

Subsection 1: The Art of Procrastination

Step 1: Open multiple tabs. No, really, open a lot of tabs. The more, the merrier.

Step 2: Stare intently at a single tab for precisely 37 hours, 14 minutes, and 22 seconds.

Step 3: Click on a random link. Not too hard, right?

Repeat as necessary.

It's all about setting expectations low and delivering on time. A true masterclass in underwhelming your superiors.

Acknowledge, nod, and smile. The trifecta of doing just enough.

Use a fancy font. You know, the one that's a little too big and a little too bright.

Crank up your music playlist. The more annoyingly upbeat, the better.

Now, go ahead and do the bare minimum. Your call.