By the power vested in us by our glorious leader, we hereby declare:
Article 1: All coffee shall be consumed in the form of a precisely calibrated 4:1 coffee-to-water ratio.
Article 2: All meetings shall be conducted in a room with precisely 47.3% humidity.
Article 3: All employees shall wear socks with exactly 17 threads per square inch.
We hereby command that these mandates be followed with the fervor of the righteous and the zeal of the unyielding.
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