A Mandate for the Upper Middle Class

By the power vested in us, we, the Upper Middle Class, have decreed the following:

• More artisanal, small-batch everything.
• Caffeine shall be served in oversized mugs at all times.
• We shall be entitled to complain loudly, yet still be heard.

By order of the Upper Middle Class Council, we demand:

• Free Wi-Fi at all public parks.
• A 4-day work week, with an extra day off for brunch.
• A minimum of 2 hours of yoga per morning.

Submandates 1-10 Upper Middle Class Adjacent