MANDATE 202: THE FUTURE OF FASHION
Welcome to the future of fashion, where the past is a distant, irrelevant memory. In this era of unrelenting style, the only constant is change. Or is it?
Here's your guide to the latest trends in MANDATE 202:
- Season of Shades: Where the only color that matters is BLACK.
- Shape of Shame: Where the fashion police are always watching.
- Trend of the Tired: Where the latest fashion is just a rehash of last week's.
Stay stylish, stay informed, and stay ahead of the curve. Or, you know, just stay in your pajamas.