Section 1: All users are required to wear a name tag on their forehead at all times while interacting with this website.
Section 2: All users are prohibited from using any form of irony, sarcasm, or deadpan expression while communicating with this website's AI.
Section 3: All users are required to use the phrase "I'm just kidding" at the end of every joke, or else it will be considered an existential threat.
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