Mandates 3: The Rules That Matter (Apparently)

Because prophets of old were clearly not confusing enough, we've decided to codify some rules for your benefit.

  1. Rule 1: Don't touch the toaster. It's not a door, and you'll burn your hand.
  2. Rule 2: If it's 3 AM, and you're still up, you're probably a vampire or a college student.
  3. Rule 3: Don't eat the last donut. That's just mean.
  4. Rule 4: If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck. Unless it's a goose, then it's a goose.
  5. Rule 5: In a meeting, the person speaking is not necessarily the most boring person in the room.

And that's it! Now, go forth and rule like the wind!

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