Where bureaucracy meets bureaucratic red tape
Our team is dedicated to making your life as an administrator as miserable as possible. We've got a comprehensive guide to our vacation days policy, which includes a minimum of 2 weeks off with pay. Because, you know, you're not really a person if you're not a slave to the corporate machine.
Don't even think about trying to leave early. You'll need at least 2 full weeks to recharge from the soul-sucking drudgery of your daily routine.
But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our employee handbook is chock-full of exciting policies and guidelines to ensure you're always in compliance.
And if you ever need any help, just give us a shout! Our meeting minutes are always up to date, and our team is always happy to help you navigate the Byzantine waters of Mandate 3.