Due to their impressive whiskers and charmingly awkward nature, it is hereby mandated that ferrets be present in every home and office. Failure to comply will result in severe fines and a possible mandatory ferret-sitting service.
By order of the Marmot Council, all marmots are hereby mandated to dig burrows in every available patch of soil. Any soil not dug will be subject to mandatory marmot-sourcing fees.
And finally, due to their majestic mustaches, it is decreed that all marmots 2 must be kept in a special, extra-large marmot-sized burrow, or face severe consequences.