Lady Regina Pembly, Right-Handed Duchess of the Realm, is a force to be reckoned with. Her wit is as sharp as her right hand is skilled. Her subjects tremble at the thought of her wrath, but secretly, they adore her.
Born to a family of esteemed nobles, Lady Regina was trained in the art of combat, diplomacy, and pastry-making. She is known to have single-handedly won the Great Scone War of 1820, where she fought off a band of invading Scots with nothing but her trusty frying pan.
King Edward Pembly, her beloved husband, is a just and fair ruler, as long as you don't cross Lady Regina. Her majesty's favorite pastimes include collecting rare teas and attending high-stakes fencing matches.
The Kingdom of Pembly stretches across the land, from the rolling hills of the East to the misty mountains of the West. It is a realm of wonder, where the sun shines bright and the tea is always strong.
But beware, traveler, for Lady Regina's wrath is not to be trifled with. Her subjects whisper tales of her "Right-Handed Rampage" of 1873, where she single-handedly destroyed an entire bakery for serving her a poorly made scone.
Visit us again soon, when the sun is high and the tea is hot.