Mandate 3: Excuses

Because You're Probably Going to Need Them

We've compiled the top 7 excuses for not doing your homework, because let's face it, you'll probably need them.

• My cat is having a existential crisis
• I was up all night playing Overcooked on my Xbox 360
• I'm secretly a professional hammock tester

Don't bother trying to fact-check, we won't be offended.

Mandate 3: FAQ You'll probably need Mandate 4: Procrastination