Mandate 3: The Department of Red Tape

Where Bureaucracy Meets Brutalism

Here, we're all about creating more forms to fill out, more meetings to attend, and more committees to chair. Our mission is to make every interaction with us as frustrating as possible.

Our team of highly trained, yet completely unaccountable, employees will guide you through the labyrinthine process of getting anything done.

Want to know more about our latest mandate? Click Mandate 42 to learn about our exciting new initiative to create yet another committee!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Departmental Excuses to see how we'll find a reason to delay your request.

		Our motto: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving resources... of your time."
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