Welcome to Mandate 3, the official implementation guide for doing nothing productive with your life. In this chapter, we'll cover the basics of finding excuses for why you can't actually do anything.
Step 1: Blame it on your cat. If you have a cat, this is a no-brainer. Just look at that cute, furry face and tell your boss that your cat is in distress.
Subchapter 1: Creative Excuse Generation
This chapter covers the essential strategies for putting things off until tomorrow, next week, or next year. We'll explore the best ways to get stuck in an endless loop of social media scrolling, video games, or cat videos.
Subchapter 2: Procrastination 101
This chapter delves into the cutting-edge research on doing absolutely, positively, and completely nothing. We'll examine the benefits of taking long naps, binge-watching your favorite shows, and eating Cheetos by the bucketload.