Why did the CEO fire the butler? Because he was always interrupting the company's profits! And don't even get me started on the whole 'stealing all the cream' thing...
By firing the butler, the CEO was able to save a whopping 3.2 cents per hour on the company's utility bills! It was a bold move, really.
See More JustificationsBy firing the butler, the CEO was able to use the butler's quarters as a makeshift space station for the company's fleet of drones. It's not just about the bottom line, folks.
See Even More JustificationsLet's be real, the CEO just wanted the butler's sweet collection of antique door knobs. It's a travesty, really.
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