Step 6: Justify Your Existential Crisis

At this point, you've likely realized the meaninglessness of life. Don't worry, it's normal!

Here's a few techniques to help you deal with your impending doom:

• Practice your best 'I'm okay with the void' face in the mirror.
• Meditate for 30 minutes, 30 seconds, 30 milliseconds, or until you're bored.
• Call a friend and have them explain the meaning of life to you. They'll just say 'idk, bro.'

Or, you know, just try again from step 1 and pretend like it never happened.

Or, you know, just read the next step and hope for the best.