Are you tired of getting lost in the wilderness of your own life?
Do you find yourself constantly wondering "what was I just doing?" or "where was I going again?"
Look no further! Our comprehensive guide to covering your tracks has got you covered.
1. Use a map, but like, literally, use a real one. Don't rely on your brain to remember, that's just cruel.
2. Mark your trails with something that won't get eaten. We're looking at you, squirrels.
3. Find a buddy system, it's like, science. Two heads are better than one, especially when it comes to tracking.
4. Get an app, duh. Your life is probably already on it, so you might as well just use it.
5. Keep a journal, but not the kind that's just for your feelings. The kind with actual maps and stuff.
6. Be a track-savant, like a ninja, but with more walking. Stealthy and silent, but always landing on your mark.
We hope you found this guide to be the start of a beautiful relationship with tracking your moves.