In a world where your boss is constantly asking you where you are, what's a good way to avoid an awkward 'where-are-you?' question? Cover your tracks!
Here are the top 5 track-covering techniques to save your sanity:
1. In a cloud
2. Under a bridge (but not under a brook)
3. In a forest (where it's dark, so no one will see you)
4. In a maze (where you can get lost and claim you were never there)