Reason #1: The Meaning of Life is Just a Series of Mildly Interesting Events
- The coffee shop down the street has an existential crisis support group, but it's on Thursday nights and I don't like Thursdays.
- I've been reading Camus and it's just too much existential dread.
- I keep thinking about the meaninglessness of it all, but also about what to eat for lunch.
Reason #2: The Universe is Just a Giant Simulation
- I've been playing too much video games, and it's starting to feel like I'm just living in a virtual reality.
- The cat is just a bot in disguise.
- I've been reading too many sci-fi novels.