It was a beautiful day in the land of Sausagia, where the sun shone bright and the sausages sizzled. The great Sausage King, a just and fair ruler, decreed that a new sausage should be made, but not just any sausage. Oh no, this sausage had to have exactly 7.5 inches of length, and a circumference of precisely 2.5 times the diameter.
The people of Sausagia rejoiced, for they knew that with this new sausage, all their problems would be solved. Or so they thought. But little did they know, the true horror that awaited them...