Mandate 3 Justification 3

Because, honestly, who needs actual justifications when you can just make something up?

Reasons to Justify the Mandate

Here are a few reasons why this mandate is actually a good thing:

  1. It's a great way to get out of bed in the morning.
  2. It's a fantastic excuse for why you're always late.
  3. It's a perfect way to get extra cookies in the break room.

Counter-Reasons to Discredit the Mandate

But wait, here are a few reasons why it's actually a terrible thing:

  1. It's a great way to get out of bed in the morning, but only if you're already a night owl.
  2. It's a terrible excuse for why you're always late, unless you're just really bad at time management.
  3. It's a perfect way to get extra cookies in the break room, but only if you eat too many and get a tummy ache.
Justification 4: Because who needs actual logic?