Reasons to Justify the Mandate
Here are a few reasons why this mandate is actually a good thing:
- It's a great way to get out of bed in the morning.
- It's a fantastic excuse for why you're always late.
- It's a perfect way to get extra cookies in the break room.
Counter-Reasons to Discredit the Mandate
But wait, here are a few reasons why it's actually a terrible thing:
- It's a great way to get out of bed in the morning, but only if you're already a night owl.
- It's a terrible excuse for why you're always late, unless you're just really bad at time management.
- It's a perfect way to get extra cookies in the break room, but only if you eat too many and get a tummy ache.