Justifications 5: The Art of Not Doing Things

A Guide to Procrastination and Creative Excuses

Justification 1: I was on a secret mission, and I couldn't possibly reveal it to you.

Justification 2: Reorganizing the world

Justification 3: Finding the perfect meme

Justification 4: The coffee shop down the street was having a sale, and I just had to get some coffee.

Justification 5: The apocalypse is coming, and I had to prepare for it. Can't be bothered with mundane tasks like this one.

Justification 6: The sequel