Here are the justifications for why you should totally do what you're doing.
Justification 1: I'm only doing this because my boss said so.
But wait, that's not all! Here are some sub-justifications:
- Justification 1.1: My boss is always right... about everything.
- Justification 1.2: I'm pretty sure my boss would really like this idea.
Justification 2: I'm on a deadline, and by deadline, I mean I'm on a never-ending cycle of excuses.
And here's a link to some more justifications: Justifications 6