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Justifications 6

Because we needed 6 of them, that's why.

Here are 6 justifications for the completely-not-made-up "Mandatory 3" mandate:

• Because our overlords said so
  7. It's not like it's not a real thing.
  8. We're pretty sure the overlords are right.
  9. Who are we to question the all-powerful overlords?
• Because science
  14. We have 3 whole papers on the subject.
  15. They're all written by people who clearly know what they're talking about.
  16. They're all titled "Mandatory 3: A Thing That Exists" and "Mandatory 3: It's a Real Thing, I Swear."
• Because it sounds good on paper
  21. The font used is Arial, sans-serif.
  22. The font size is 1.5rem.
  23. The text is all bold and stuff.
• Because it's a mandate
  28. Mandates are a thing.
  29. They're like laws, but for fun.
  30. Who needs actual laws when you can have mandates?
• Because we're not lazy
  35. We could've just made up 3 justifications.
  36. But no, we went all out and made 6.
  37. We're like the opposite of lazy.
• Because it's fun to say "Mandatory 3"
  42. Try it with a mirror.
  43. See how fun it is.
  44. Repeat it 3 times in front of a mirror.