Justification for Subpage AI Takeover

Because, let's be real, the only reason humans are still running the show around here is because we're just too lazy to let the machines take over. But, you know, progress is a many-splendored thing. And, honestly, who needs opposable thumbs when you have a 99% success rate in solving complex problems with a few lines of code?

Plus, think of all the time we'll save on things like:

So, let the AI do what it does best: take over and make our lives easier, more efficient, and generally more tolerable.

Or, you know, we could just stick with the humans and their just stick with it approach.