Mandate 3 Justifications: Quantum Certainty

Quantum certainty is a real thing, folks. Like, have you ever tried to predict exactly where your socks will land when you put them in the washing machine? Nope, didn't think so. That's because of quantum probability.

But what about randomness? Is that just a human construct too? Or is locality just a human illusion? And what about entanglement? Are particles really that connected?