Warning: Quantum fluctuations in the fabric of reality may cause:
1. Unpredictable pocket universes
2. Spontaneous reappearances of ancient civilizations
3. Uncontrollable urges to shout "BANANA" at random intervals
Please note that these symptoms may be exacerbated by:
Consuming excessive amounts of quantum-entangled coffee
Engaging in reckless behavior with chrono-displaced entities
Ignoring the warnings of certified quantum safety professionals
For more information, visit:
Quantum Fluctuation Safety Precautions Bullet Points
Or, if you will, the Quantum Safety Hysterics Subpage