Quantum Fluctuation Safety Precautions

Subpage of Mandate 3

Warning: Quantum fluctuations in the fabric of reality may cause:

1. Unpredictable pocket universes

2. Spontaneous reappearances of ancient civilizations

3. Uncontrollable urges to shout "BANANA" at random intervals

Please note that these symptoms may be exacerbated by:

Consuming excessive amounts of quantum-entangled coffee

Engaging in reckless behavior with chrono-displaced entities

Ignoring the warnings of certified quantum safety professionals

For more information, visit:

Quantum Fluctuation Safety Precautions Bullet Points

Or, if you will, the Quantum Safety Hysterics Subpage