Why the City is the Perfect Utopia
It's the one place where people are so busy they don't even have time for each other. Where the most efficient way to get from one end of town to the other is to drive 5 blocks out of your way to avoid eye contact with your neighbor. And the best part is, you can get a latte with exactly 17 different types of milk, 3 types of sugar, and 2 types of creamer, all within a 3 block radius.
But, of course, that's not even counting the actual nightmare that lies beneath the surface. Like, have you ever tried to get a cab in this town? Forget about it, you'll be waiting till the next millennium.
