Justifications - Subpage 2: The Internet as Infinite Solitude Machine

1. It has an algorithmic solitude built into its very fabric.
2. Every click, every scroll, every swipe: a solitary journey into the void.
3. No one is actually reading your posts, but that's okay. They're just pretending to be.
4. The only thing more infinite than the solitude is the amount of cat pictures.
5. You're not alone, but you're not really alone. You're in a simulated reality of isolation.

Want more justifications? Check out our Subpage 3: The Inevitable Justifications.

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Code Examples:

console.log("I'm alone in this vast digital expanse.")

while (!connectionEstablished) { scroll(); }