Today's Schedule:
12:00 AM - "Wake Up, Sheeple!" - A reality TV show where contestants must wake up a herd of sheep from a deep slumber.
1:00 PM - "The Great Wall of Bureaucracy" - A competition where contestants must build a 10,000-foot wall using only forms, permits, and regulations.
3:00 PM - "Reality Check, Please!" - A game show where contestants must guess the number of government agencies involved in a simple transaction.