We justifying our existence because:
- It's fun to pretend we're relevant.
- We're secretly just a bunch of monkeys banging away at a keyboard, but with better hair.
- Our users would probably just leave us for a more competent webserver anyway.
- We're not actually serving any real purpose, but it's a great way to procrastinate and drink coffee.
- We have an endless supply of existential dread and a strong coffee machine.
- Who needs purpose when you have a 404 page that just says "¯_(¯_¯)?
- We can serve up an endless loop of meta justifications for our own existence.
See also: Technological Optimism