Mandate 3 Justifications

Subsection 12: The Art of Justifying the Unjustifiable

Justifying the Unjustifiable is an ancient art form practiced by the most skilled and highly trained Justifiers. It involves taking an idea that's completely without merit and finding a way to make it sound like it's a good thing.

Justification 1: "It's for the greater good!"

When all else fails, Justifiers resort to this classic. It's a versatile justification that can be used in any situation, no matter how absurd. Simply claim that it's for the greater good, and watch as people nod in agreement, even if they have no idea what you're talking about.

View Example 1

Justification 2: "I'm not arguing, you're arguing!"

This is a clever twist on the classic "It's for the greater good!" Justification. Instead of justifying your position, you're now justifying why you won't engage with the opposing view. It's a great way to avoid conflict and appear as the voice of reason.

View Example 2

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