Mandate 3: Justifications

Justification is the backbone of any well-crafted bureaucratic edifice. Without it, even the most well-intentioned policies crumble like a poorly baked biscuit.

Subsection 18: The Art of Justification by Association

Justification by association: the art of making unrelated things seem connected by sheer force of will. A classic technique employed by our esteemed Mandate 3: Justifications Committee.

Example: "We're introducing a new law to regulate the sale of left-handed socks. It's clearly related to the national security implications of asymmetrical footwear."

Subsection 18/1: The Power of the Precedent

A well-crafted precedent can justify anything. Even the introduction of a new tax on right-handed socks.

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