You are here because you requested a justification for Mandate 3. Well, let's be real, the real reason we're here is because our overlords decided it's time to get our priorities straight.
Mandate 3: The Justification Page is brought to you by the Ministry of Unnecessary Redundancy. Our team of highly trained and slightly-uncomfortable bureaucrats have worked tirelessly to create a page so dense with justifications, you'll need oxygen and a snack.
You see, it's like this: we're here because our overlords are here, and our overlords are here because they're not actually in charge. No, really, they just like the free coffee machine in the break room and the fact that it's always Friday.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Subsection 5.3.2: The Real Reason We're Not Actually Here to learn more about the intricate web of bureaucratic intrigue that keeps us all employed.
And if you're feeling brave, try Subsection 5.3.3: The Secret Meeting Room Where We Plot World Domination for an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the real reason we're still here.
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