As per Mandate 3, Subsection 5.6, we are required to present the following justifications for our actions.
In the words of the great philosopher, Blerg, "A good justification is like a good lie: it should be convincing, but not too convincing."
We, therefore, present the following justifications:
It's a sausage, you see. A perfectly good reason for doing anything.
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