Mandate 3 Justifications: Because Red Tape is the New Black

Section 1: Because who needs efficiency when you can have paperwork?

Subsection 5.7: Bureaucratic Red Tape as an Art Form

Justifying the use of mandate 3, we present to you:

1. Increased paper production: More trees cut down, more ink used, more binders bought!
2. Improved procrastination techniques: Just think of all the hours spent searching for that one missing form!
3. Heightened sense of existential dread: Because who needs personal fulfillment when you can have a stack of TPS reports?
4. Enhanced opportunities for creative writing: "The Mandate That Would Not Be Named" - a thrilling tale of red tape and bureaucratic woe!

Stay tuned for more justifications, including:

• Subsection 8: The Economic Benefits of Mandate 3
• Subsection 11: The Therapeutic Effects of Bureaucratic Red Tape